On a Saturday! You weren't expecting that, were you?
Woman - What do you want?
Man - I want to come in and steal a few things, madam.
Woman - Are you an encydopaedia salesman?
Man - No madam, I'm a burglar, I burgle people.
Woman - I think you're an encyclopaedia salesman.
Man - Oh I'm not, open the door, let me in please.
Woman - If I let you in you'll sell me encyclopaedias.
Man - I won't, madam. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly.
Don’t forget my 200 Followers Uber-Beyond-Belief giveaway - I hit 200 Followers!!!! Books, gift card, and basket of goodies to one lucky winner.
Jane Kennedy Sutton talks about dialogue tags and provides a LINK to 550 alternatives for ‘said.’
Alex J. Cavanaugh interviewed science fiction author, David J. Williams.
What do editors want? Find out at Straight From Hel
Advice for self-published authors seeking reviews at Writers in the Sky
Stuck at home for Book Expo America? These book bloggers are participating in Armchair BEA
Don’t forget B. Miller Fiction’s awesome Pay It Forward giveaway!
And go congratulate Nancy J. Parra - she just signed a book deal and an agent deal!!
* CAPTION WINNERS *
Too many good ones this week!
Alex atAlex J. Cavanaugh - “Well old chap, let me tell you..."
CC at CC Chronicles - “Are you looking at me?"
Vivian at Brain Cells and Bubble Wrap - “Don't you dare kiss me.”
* PHOTO OF THE DAY *
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