The Hobbit is the Great Goblin's Neck Wattle

I mean, look at this fucking thing! Bloated, sagging and unnecessary, yet animated with care and attention to detail. So, as you can probably already tell, I was not a fan of the new Hobbit movie.  Which sucks, because I was genuinely excited about this movie.  Hugely excited, since I adored the Lord of the Rings movies, and I've been a Tolkien fan from way back.   Heck, this BLOG is